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You’re not a woman until you have a couple of kids and your life is in the toilet. When people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

Louis C. K. 

Chewed Up

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PUT IN A SYMBOL, AND I’LL ANSWER IT.

✂: post photo of yourself
æ: tell 5 things about your best friend(s)
✌: share 5 things that you really want
♡: share 5 favourite songs
❁: share 5 favourite blogs
✓: tell 5 facts about yourself
♧: share 5 facts about your appearance
☆: share your current mood
✖: something you hate
☼: something you love
ϟ: ask anything

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goodson:

badcgijosh:lordofass:lordofass:lordofass:lordofass:

please watch this cover of somebody that i used to know. it’s so bad.

please

please

please

Oh my god this is appalling

i’ve psoted this so many times you dillweeds

it’s me and alex